"Feeding the Poor"

This is the new "game" B, R, and L have thought up. Here's how to play...
Find as many toy animals as you can scrounge up - stuffed, plastic, but preferably, not ceramic. Make sure you have your sword on hand so the animals can't get away. Oh, and don't forget your fishing pole. Then find some dishes to place them in. Plastic buckets, shoeboxes, baskets or anything that looks remotely like a pot or plate will do. Throw in the animals. Then pretend to cook them over a fire (big empahisis on "pretend"). All the better if you have a fireplace that never gets used.

Next, set up a market where the poor can come to get their food. (I did point out that they might want to just give the food away since it might be hard for the poor people to buy the food from the market).